mesh: a conference by, for and featuring white men
Last year, there was a certain amount of noise about the fact that the mesh organizers managed to find only a tiny number of women speakers — 6 out of 50, or some such ridiculous ratio — and this year is not shaping up to be any better, with exactly zero women keynote speakers. It appears, however, that they’re trying to head off the protests via a somewhat disingenuous post on Mark Evans’ blog:
The truth is we wanted women keynotes, spent a lot of time compiling a list of excellent candidates and tried to make it happen. But, for a variety of reasons, we couldn’t make it work.
Yeah, those reasons being:
- If we talk to them, we might get cooties.
- The
stripperswomen who we usually hang out with don’t meet the requirements. - None of them would agree to get the coffee and take notes.
- The only ones that we could find didn’t have good enough tits.
- We didn’t think that their husbands would let them attend.
- What do women know about technology, anyway?

Sandy,
If you’d like to talk our mesh and offer us some feedback, I’d be more than happy to speak with you.
cheers, Mark
Mark, I sent the following email to Stuart on March 12th, and have received no response, so felt that you weren’t really interested in a conversation:
I’d be happy to have a conversation, but it seems strange that I have to resort to public ridicule in order to make you pay attention to my request.
What idiots. Everyone knows that girls get cooties from boys, not the other way around. (insert rolling eyes emoticon here)
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